wintercoffee: (Default)
2021-04-08 05:14 pm

Now I want cake

"This is an adult take on chocolate cake. It’s a cake that’s sat in a wingback chair at debauched parties seeing things a cake should never have to see. One squidgy spoonful and it seems to suck the very light out of the room. My heart flutters. It is intense and serious, like it’s read loads of Proust and understood too much of it."

from a Guardian restaurant review https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2018/may/27/alchemilla-glasgow-i-used-every-ounce-of-willpower-to-decline-seconds-restaurant-review
wintercoffee: (Default)
2021-03-22 01:42 pm

This Guardian review of The Outpost is a thing of beauty

https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2020/nov/17/the-outpost-review-game-of-thrones-as-written-by-a-microdosing-monkey

"They occasionally come close to acting, but ultimately cannot vault the hurdle presented by a script that, contrary to trash TV tradition, has been typed, not by a thousand monkeys, but rather one very weary one, possibly microdosing to get himself through the day."

And more gold from a comment

"The Bold and the Beautiful meets Conan the Barbarian meets Slum Dog millionaire meets 3 d Hentai porn written by someone who has memory sequence and social isolation issues Wonderful if you like those videos about Cars Crashing again and again."
wintercoffee: (Default)
2021-02-27 11:41 am

Test post to lj

Did it post?